Oh Yeah and then
The baby flushed my mobile phone down the toilet. Sabrina has an unnatural fascination with the old water closet and lies in wait for any opportunity to dive in. Whenever the door is left open she’s in there in seconds commencing her flotation experiments with whatever valuables she can get her chubby little fingers on. [...]
How to steal sympathy from strangers
This actually happened last week and I meant to write it down but I barely have a functioning brain cell left and I simply forgot. Whenever we go to a homeschooling park gathering where swarms of children run free transforming nature into the tools of their imaginations we always have a little bit of trouble [...]
Never Never Boy
Totally out of the blue today Eli approaches me visibly upset. “ I’m NEVER ever going to be an adult!” “oh well I think one day you will be” “No I’m never growing up, why are you always saying I’m growing up!” He screamed in frustration like I’m constantly jumping out from behind the furniture [...]









