Totally out of the blue today Eli approaches me visibly upset.
“ I’m NEVER ever going to be an adult!”
“oh well I think one day you will be”
“No I’m never growing up, why are you always saying I’m growing up!” He screamed in frustration like I’m constantly jumping out from behind the furniture yelling “Look everyone it’s a potential ADULT!!”
“You might find that you like being a Grown up” I counter, never happy to leave them alone with depressed future thoughts.
“NO I’M NEVER EVER GOING TO BE ANY BIGGER THAN I AM NOW!!!!!”
Uh Oh major Peter Pan thing going on here, quick say something cool that you get to do when you are big
“Oh there are lots of good things about being an Adult…”
“NO” He bellows over the top of my chirpiness “I am Never doing the KISSING THING!!!”
Your daughters are safe, at least till he grows up, but we’re keeping that hush hush for now.
Bahahahhahahahaha!!! It is kind of gross if you think about it too hard! I hope you managed to get a witnesses or record that or else he may accuse you of making it up in the future.
Hahaha! Oh, poor thing. The inevitable can be so hard to accept sometimes.