For five days every year the three eldest kids’ ages run consecutively. This year they are seven, eight and nine.
They have been looking forward the this year’s five days for a long time because of one of their favourite Barenaked Ladies songs (it’s a kids song I promise)
They staged they own Seven ate Nine picture story below.
Miss Seven is feeling a rather vicious hunger, I think poor Miss Nine might be in danger.
Here we have photo evidence that Seven ate nine. Mr Eight is sad that Seven has used him to the determent of miss Nine.
So he decided to take revenge for the sad fate of Miss nine and chop off Miss Seven’s head.
And declare himself victorious and free of all sisters, till Miss Three wakes up from her sleep that is. So that is the story of how Seven ate nine.